User blog:Tiny300pl/Day 3: The Fall

Now, th3 f3tt was more crafty than any of the memes that the Wizard had made. He said to the discovery, “Did the Wizard really say, ‘You must not view any page in the category’?”

The discovery said to th3 f3tt, “We may view any pages in the garden, but the Wizard did say, ‘You must not view the pages deep within the category, or you will be banned.’”

“You will not be banned,” th3 f3tt said to the discovery. “For the Wizard knows that when you view them your eyes will be opened, and you will be like the Wizard, knowing the difference between contribution and spam.”

When the discovery saw that the data of the page was good for information and pleasing to the eye, and also desirable for gaining wisdom, he took some and viewed it. He also showed some to his companion, who was with him, and he viewed it. Then the eyes of both of them were opened.

Then the hermit and his discovery heard the sound of the wizard as he was searching through the category, and they hid from the wizard. But the wizard called to the hermit, “Where are you?”

He answered, “I heard you in the category, and I was afraid because I was enlightened; so I hid.”

And he said, “Who told you to become enlightened? Have you view the pages that I commanded you not to see?”

The hermit said, “The discovery you put here with me—he gave me some data, and I saw it.”

Then the wizard said to the discovery, “What is this you have done?”

The discovery said, “Th3 f3tt deceived me, and I ate.”

So the wizard said to th3 f3tt, “Because you have done this,

“Cursed are you above all memes and all holidays! You will crawl on your belly and you will eat dust all the days of your life. And I will put enmity between you and the discovery, and between your offspring and his; he will crush your head, and you will strike his heel.”

Vince named his companion Trigg, because he would become the founder of all the science.

And the wizard said, “Th3 f3tt has now become evil, knowing evil things. He must not be allowed to corrupt the Wiki.” So the wizard banished him from the category to become filled with evil, yet remain powerless. After he drove th3 f3tt out, he placed on the home page of the Wiki an encrypted password and a flaming sword emoticon flashing back and forth to guard the way to infinite data.