The great twinkie war

Lord Vienersnitzel, King of the Cats of Callidan was rising from his slumber. He was hungry. He wanted a twinkie.

I SAID TWINKIE!

Thus, the Great Vienersnitzel, the Lord of all Things Small and Furry decided to get a twinkey for the evil Terkeyies of Hungry but, to accomplish such a task he must pass through Terkey (no, no one knows what idiot named these places). But, he needed help. Vienersnitzel required the aid of the C.L.A.W. Guild of Potatoes. See, all of Callidanian Technology ran on potato batteries. Why? Because they needed a backup for times of famine. Unfortunately, there had recently been a great famine the last night. What? One night? Really? Well, it was one hell of a night. But, in the dismay the Cats had eaten all of thier twinkies. SACRILEGE! Thus the stock must be replaced.

So, the Great Vienersnitzel, or rather his Consul, because Vinerersnitzel was far too lazy, went to the great C.L.A.W lair. So, Vineresnitzel's Consul, let's just call him Tom, went and asked for sacrifices. Seeing as though they were potatoes, they had no objections. Tom took two and went off to use them to power his jet-car to get into Hungry.

There was a problem on the way though, as a stray clan of weevils ate the potatoes. This was a great problem for Tom because he was now stranded in Terkey, now what was in Terkey? Not Terkies, not that. There was a small town nere Tom, so he went there. It was a town of strange animals without hair. Tom was so dismayed that he stole a potato and left.

Now, back on the trail of the Terkies, he finally got to the Terkey capital, Bejing. he needed to "liberate" some twinkies from the local stockpile. So Tom invented an ingenious plan. He would use a stuffed Terkey as an ingenious disguise to sneak in. And he did. And he took a rwinkey and returned home. And then died. WHY? Because...

CRIME DOES NOT PAY!

The End. ?