User blog:Tiny300pl/Day 2: The Hermet and Unibattles

Now no holidays had yet appeared in the Wiki, and no magic games had yet been played, for the memes that the Wizard had created were unable to contribute to the Wiki, because they could not create. Yet potential data was abundant in the Wiki, flowing from all its pages, and encircled the entire Wiki. So the Wizard altered a meme that he had created using the information and encoded into him the spark of creation, and the meme became a cognitive being, and the Wizard called him, Vince, meaning, "The Hermit."

The Wizard had created a category, deep within the Wiki, and it was there that the user was placed. The Wizard made all kinds of pages; pages for storing, referencing, and recording, and they were organized so that they were pleasing to the eye. In the middle of the category there were two pages, the Page of Creativity and the Page of the Knowledge of the Difference Between Contribution and Spam.

The Wizard took the Hermit and placed him in the Category to contribute to it. And the Wizard commanded the Hermit, "You are free to contribute and view any pages in the category, except fot the Page of the Knowledge of the Difference Between Contribution and Spam, for if you do, you will be banned."

Then the Wizard said, "It is not good for the Hermit to be alone. I shall create a companion for him."

Now the Wizard had formed out of the information all the memes, magic games, and holidays in the Wiki. He took them to the Hermit to see what he would call them; and whatever the Hermit called each meme, that was their name. So the Hermit gave names to all the memes, magic games, and holidays.

But for Vince no suitable companion was found. So the Wizard caused the Hermit to fall into a deep sleep; and while he was sleeping, he took one of the Hermits’s codes and altered it. Then the Wizard made a Discovery from the code he had taken out of the Hermit, and he brought it to the Hermit.

The Hermit said,

"This is the value of my data,

the encodement of my code,

and he shall be called Trigg Unibattles, the Discovery,

for he was discovered from my code."

And thus, the Hermit and the Discovery went out and contributed to the Wiki, and the Wizard was very pleased.